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[ so here they are again... outside the door... locked from their own place... it's sad and pathetic and naegi has taken a seat on the floor because who knows when kirigiri will come home to save them ]

... want to play Truth or Dare?

[ they gotta pass the time somehow ]

[ It's unfortunate that Daisuke forgot his phone this time or maybe Kyouko would be coming sooner. Or not, since he hears that she's busy often.

He also takes a seat on the floor and perks his head up at Naegi's suggestion. ]

Sure.

[ He digs his pocket for a coin, and there it is--the lowest valued coin. ]

Heads or tails? The one who wins gets to ask first.

[ And Naegi's phone is out of battery so..... ]

Hmm, heads.

[ Daisuke flips the coin up and he catches it, putting it on the back of his hand. As luck would have it, it lands on heads! So Naegi goes first with the questioning.

Honestly, Daisuke doesn't think Naegi would be too savage with his questioning, so... he sits here, waiting for him. ]

I pick truth, by the way.

[ THE ONE TIME HIS GOOD LUCK COMES IN HANDY but yeah, naegi's a weenie for games like truth or dare so... ]

Let's see... what was the last thing you've searched on your phone?

[ this is going to be... boring ]

[ Daisuke is like half and half so we will see how this game goes... he will pick up the slack for u onii-chan

He thinks about this for a moment, since he doesn't really look up stuff often online unless he needs something for homework. Then he remembers: ]

... How much a butler costs. [ Because of that weird memory. ] I never found a straightforward answer.

Truth or dare?

[ plz show him mercy ]

Truth.

[ might as well start off easy... ]

[ Daisuke was hoping Naegi would pick truth, because there's something that's been bothering him recently. He'll probably get embarrassed if he mulls over it for too long, so-- ]

Did you and Kyouko date each other before...?

[ WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS COME FROM ]

Wh-- What?!

Yeah! Because, like... You guys get along so well and [ WILDLY GESTURING WITH ARMS ] I would have thought you guys were dating or broke up on good terms and are now best friends or something?!

[ oh god now he's the one getting embarrassed

because what if they

(gasp)

held hands???

Have fun with that imagery in Daisuke's thought bubble floating above his head, Naegi. ]

[ THIS ISN'T TAKING IT EASY ON HIM DANG IT'S THE FIRST ROUND DAISUKE ]

W-We're just friends!! Really good frien--

[ oh my god what is that thought bubble ]

--Hey, what's with that thought bubble?!

[ It could have been a simple question, but alas... it wasn't meant to be with how these two are...

Daisuke tries to swat it away and it does go away as quickly as it appeared. Wasn't the image lovely, Naegi? So serene, holding hands in a peaceful white blankness that is Daisuke's thought bubble. Anyway, he's trying to calm himself down after his thought bubble exposed such indecent(?) thoughts. It's not working. ]

That's all you had to say!

[ Breathe.

Breathe... ]

[ oh my god the thought... it's... contagious because now he's thinking it too and here's his own thought bubble?? with such graphic images like... like... holding hands and why are they glowing? who even knows. naegi's mind is truly a wonder ]

Why would you want to know??

I said why already--

[ And now Daisuke's staring at Naegi's thought bubble. Those hands are glowing... this is some next level shoujo shit dude. Just add instant bubbles within that thought bubble and Naegi would be going places. ]

... You're doing it too.

[ that is not a good enough reason for him but look, naegi might write some shoujo doujins here and there so give him a break ]

What--?

[ he looks up and oh my god it's infecting him too like some kind of zombie virus. he definitely tries to wave it away but it just... stays there. good job, daisuke, now he's going to be thinking about it for a while. ]

Aw, c'mon, why is this happening?

[ He'd find this funny if he wasn't embarrassed about it too. But he tries... ]

Okay, okay. Your turn.

[ he's going to remember this, daisuke........ he's going to remember this......... ]

All right... truth or dare...?

[ they can continue this game with the thought bubble being their third member ]

[ bring it naegi ]

Um... Truth, I guess.

[ There is absolutely nothing Naegi would attack him with, right?! ... At least he hopes so. ]

[ look, daisuke just embarrassed him right now. he needs to ask ]

... who was your last crush?

My last crush...

[ It's an embarrassing question, sure. But as he thinks about it, he can't really remember the last instance of when he had one. All he can think about was the stress he endured when moving to Recolle for the first time,
stressing about living situation, stressing about money, stressing about new environment, etc... All of those pop up in his own thought bubble like a fast slideshow and pops out without Daisuke's notice.

tldr he had no time to crush on anybody ]

... I don't remember.

[ ...................................... this isn't fair ]

Really?

Uh...

[ He'll think back even further just for Naegi, because Naegi looks so disappointed to Daisuke right now. It's kind of crushing after what happened earlier.

Ah, maybe this will work. ]

When I was little, there was a bully hunting girl I met when I was in elementary school. She was nice to me and always challenged me to a swing race...

[ ...

Yeah, that's all he remembers, but Naegi is free to take it and run with it. ]

[ .......................... ]

... this is too innocent to use at all.

[ USE AS WHAT?? ]

[ YEAH, WHAT?? ]

Were you going to blackmail me?!

No! To tease you with! After what you just asked me...

[ dang he ain't junko ]

Do I seem like the blackmailing type?

9/13 fastforward because naegi nearly got mugged the previous night.......

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