[ See, the thing about the truth or dare game is that it's mostly an excuse to wrangle the truth out of someone you normally wouldn't get outside of it. There's a certain obligation--a pressure to tell the truth. Well, at least it probably is for people like Naegi and Daisuke. The latter definitely does. ]
Who was your first real kiss?
[ Not even a "did you ever kiss anyone", just. Straight into the assumption that Naegi had done anything like that before. ]
[ why is daisuke going for all these gossipy questions like why is he like this but sorry, if you wanted a disappointing answer, naegi has one for you ]
[ It's not particularly disappointing and he almost feels satisfied except Daisuke's staring at Naegi, looking like he's expecting a more concrete answer (but he isn't).
He's actually hoping that a thought bubble would pop up other than him and Kyouko holding hands.
[ the staring does not help because naegi just nervously leans back, as if that'd stop daisuke from staring or get him away. also, the thought bubble goes from holding hands with kyouko to... what, his sketchbook? ]
... if it makes you feel any better, my last kiss was kissing my sketchbook?
[ It would seem worse, except Daisuke is just getting the feeling that Naegi kissed his sketchbook because he was finally done drawing something for his projects and being relieved that he's finally done and satisfied with his art. That's normal and okay to him.
It gets him to laugh a little. At least he broke away from the staring now. ]
[ close! naegi thought he lost his sketchbook and when he found it, he kissed it because it's his one true love and he would die if he lost all of his work. but he also does kiss his sketchbook after finishing a really hard piece. ]
[ Daisuke has that face of extreme pondering again. He hasn't exactly kept things a secret from Naegi, it's just that he hasn't told him yet. Or he thought that Naegi didn't need to know. Nothing secretive... It feels like a burden to do anyway. Feels nice, but he'd hate to be called an open book. ]
... Can you pick something else? I can't think of anything. It's so broad and I tell you stuff you need to know anyway.
[ Hm... He thinks long and hard again. Maybe all the stress he got from Recolle just shoved a lot of things out of his head. ]
There was this one time in middle school, school was over so I was getting into my parents' car. Except it wasn't my parents' car... so I opened a stranger's car door and they looked at me funny...
[ It's the only thing that's worthy of being talked about anyway... Most of his embarrassments seem to come from other people, not himself. Maybe that was a good thing. ]
[ naegi can't believe this shit. when did daisuke become so good at this?? he suddenly regrets ever picking this game at all......... also the thought bubble returns when daisuke mentions that they're good friends and oh boy, this time, it's of kyouko smiling. the dokis are fucking real ]
[ Holy shit. Kyouko is smiling in Naegi's thought bubble. Daisuke doesn't really remember seeing her smile all that often too, if at all. The dokis are real indeed. Daaaaamn. He's wondering if he woke up Naegi's dormant crush on her or something now... ]
Until she tells you to stop.
[ Worst case scenario(?) would be that she could just maybe not say anything at all and Naegi would have to keep going... ]
[ daisuke did something, that's for sure........ she's glowing just like in his previous thought bubble involving her so this is some hardcore shoujo shit. it's just missing some flowers ]
[ Naegi's thought bubble is so cute. It's the "My Pseudo Brother Can't be This Cute?!" level of cuteness. Since they knew each other since high school, would that mean they're high school sweethearts?! ... Daisuke doesn't know how that works.
Anyway. ]
I don't think it's cruel to give hugs and compliments to someone though?
[ naegi doesn't know that he has the thought bubble again so he's just being flustered thinking about her and about what compliments he'd have to give her. ]
You know what I mean...
[ said in a small mumble because how could you put the idea of dating kirigiri in his head and then force him to do this?? his heart is going to explode... ]
[ Honestly? Daisuke shouldn't have picked dare. He should be playing safe, but Naegi deserves to take a shot at him too, since the other truth sessions probably weren't all that satisfying to him.
[ naegi normally isn't a cruel person but... a man can only take so much before he feels like he finally needs to strike back. it's like a cornered mouse. even they will bite. ]
... Go out on the streets, find anyone, and confess your undying love for them.
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Who was your first real kiss?
[ Not even a "did you ever kiss anyone", just. Straight into the assumption that Naegi had done anything like that before. ]
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... I never kissed someone before.
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He's actually hoping that a thought bubble would pop up other than him and Kyouko holding hands.
how to bait your surrogate older brother 101 ]
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... if it makes you feel any better, my last kiss was kissing my sketchbook?
[ ... this seems like a worse answer ]
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It gets him to laugh a little. At least he broke away from the staring now. ]
I pick truth.
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Tell me something that you don’t want me to know.
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... Can you pick something else? I can't think of anything. It's so broad and I tell you stuff you need to know anyway.
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Okay, then how about... what's the most recent embarrassing thing you've done?
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There was this one time in middle school, school was over so I was getting into my parents' car. Except it wasn't my parents' car... so I opened a stranger's car door and they looked at me funny...
... The cars looked the same.
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... at least you didn't get into the car before you realized your mistake, right?
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... I almost did. That would have ended badly...
Truth or dare?
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Dare.
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I dare you to hug Kyouko and you can't let go until you say nice things to her while hugging her.
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[ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ]
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[ is he wrong tho ]
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[ he's not wrong but does daisuke ship them or something like why is this happening?? ]
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[ He's getting better at this now... thanks for the exp bro. ]
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... how many compliments before I can let go?
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Until she tells you to stop.
[ Worst case scenario(?) would be that she could just maybe not say anything at all and Naegi would have to keep going... ]
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You're cruel, you know that?
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Anyway. ]
I don't think it's cruel to give hugs and compliments to someone though?
[ He knows you don't either, Naegi.
come on bro
c'mon ]
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You know what I mean...
[ said in a small mumble because how could you put the idea of dating kirigiri in his head and then force him to do this?? his heart is going to explode... ]
Your turn... truth or dare?
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[ Honestly? Daisuke shouldn't have picked dare. He should be playing safe, but Naegi deserves to take a shot at him too, since the other truth sessions probably weren't all that satisfying to him.
He's preparing himself. ]
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... Go out on the streets, find anyone, and confess your undying love for them.
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... Right now?! Or...
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