[ This is a really great opportunity to tell Naegi how ridiculous his past life was. ]
Remember how I said the other me stole stuff from museums like in anime? He has to pretend he's someone else while doing it. He looks completely different. And the thing is, it's not always by disguising himself. It's because... he actually turns into that person.
[ Remember that whole shtick early in their retrospec life saying that they'll definitely stay the way they are? Right. Good times. ]
And the way to do that is by experiencing a romantic feeling...
[ He stares at Naegi, looking so defeated. Do you get it now, onii-chan ]
[ ... onii-chan just has this... look. this look like he cannot believe what he's hearing. he has heard a lot of weird things in other people's lives but this just takes the cake. he cannot believe what he's hearing ]
... I think your other life was a shoujo manga or something, Daisuke.
[ at least he thinks so because it looks like the only thing that has value in this house. And if you took the time to break in, might as well get something out of it no matter how much the treasure chest sucks, right... ]
Mine's so old that I don't think they'd be able to make any money off it.
[ look, everything that naegi owns is what he had when he graduated high school like four years ago. the 3ds is only new thing he has and that's because he saved his tiny pennies so he could get it and play pokemon with everyone ]
[ daisuke is actually a thief in this au... not a phantom thief, just a regular thief who steals old technology and sells their parts. confirmed here ]
Yeah, maybe something like a question and answer sort of code? Like I'll ask you something and if you don't reply with the right answer then I'll know that you're not actually Daisuke?
[ He yawns again. This thread lasted a month so I almost forgot this was the day Daisuke got back from that hellhole, so he must have aching bones while being relived from extreme heat.
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[ who doesn't want a kiss tho, especially a guy like daisuke who would probably never get another chance in his life?? ]
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[ This is a really great opportunity to tell Naegi how ridiculous his past life was. ]
Remember how I said the other me stole stuff from museums like in anime? He has to pretend he's someone else while doing it. He looks completely different. And the thing is, it's not always by disguising himself. It's because... he actually turns into that person.
[ Remember that whole shtick early in their retrospec life saying that they'll definitely stay the way they are? Right. Good times. ]
And the way to do that is by experiencing a romantic feeling...
[ He stares at Naegi, looking so defeated. Do you get it now, onii-chan ]
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... I think your other life was a shoujo manga or something, Daisuke.
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... I'm not looking forward to it happening eventually. If it happens, I promise you I'm not a burglar.
[ what is even there to steal in their house ]
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Luckily, I don't think there's much to take from us so I'll never really suspect a burglar in here.
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[ at least he thinks so because it looks like the only thing that has value in this house. And if you took the time to break in, might as well get something out of it no matter how much the treasure chest sucks, right... ]
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[ look, everything that naegi owns is what he had when he graduated high school like four years ago. the 3ds is only new thing he has and that's because he saved his tiny pennies so he could get it and play pokemon with everyone ]
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[ daisuke where do you even hear these things ]
Well, the point is... We should probably make a secret code that only we know.
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Yeah, maybe something like a question and answer sort of code? Like I'll ask you something and if you don't reply with the right answer then I'll know that you're not actually Daisuke?
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Ah, yeah. That could work...
[ He's also hoping that he won't suddenly forget the answer to the question that Naegi asks. That would be real bad luck right there.
...
His eyes feel heavy again and his vision goes blearily for a second. He rubs at his eyes and yawns, now that the adrenaline has faded. ]
... Is it okay if I go back to sleep?
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[ with such... an unnecessary conversation... naegi will never forget the embarrassment of this moment ]
I'll knock on your door again once it's time for dinner.
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[ He yawns again. This thread lasted a month so I almost forgot this was the day Daisuke got back from that hellhole, so he must have aching bones while being relived from extreme heat.
And plop, he lies down on the bed to sleep.
zzzz ]